It’s always fun to hear about the ridiculous things that celebrities receive in their Oscars swag bags . . . and this year, they’re extra ridiculous.

According to Forbes, this year’s “free” swag is valued at $225,000, which is UP nearly $80,000 from last year’s haul.

The package includes “Hydrogen-infused” water ($29.99 a pouch) . . . posh amethyst bath bombs ($75) . . . a $150 gold-plated cannabis vape pen . . . a “brainwave-sensing meditation headband” ($250) . . . and up to $25,000 worth of cosmetic and rejuvenation procedures such as lip fillers and chemical peels.

There are vouchers for a 12-day cruise on a yacht with butler service, two helicopters, and a spa.  It’s valued at $78,190, with destinations that include Antarctica and the Mediterranean.

Other gifts include a romantic getaway in a Spanish lighthouse (not the one featuring Robert Pattinson) . . . a year’s membership to a luxury dating service . . . and the Peezy Midstream, a “medical urine collection system that claims to improve the accuracy of testing for infections.”

But not everything is weird and pricey.  For example, there’s a two-pack of dark chocolate Milanos, which cost $4.89 for a set of 10.

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