It’s so cold that . . .
1. Pennsylvania is having FROST QUAKES. Those are like earthquakes, but they’re little booms caused by the wet ground freezing too quickly.
— ABC News (@ABC) January 30, 2019
3. Some companies in Wisconsin have had to cancel their BEER DELIVERIES. And you know something is life-or-death if it’s going to separate the people of Wisconsin and their beer.
4. The pics and videos people are posting on social media are crazy. You can see people who are getting frost inside of their houses or ice on the inside of their windows . . . and people throwing boiling water into the air to watch it turn instantly into snow.
— Social Assurance (@SocialAssurance) January 30, 2019
5. The police in McLean, Illinois said they arrested ELSA from “Frozen”. Unfortunately they stole the photos from when a police department in South Carolina did that stunt four years ago. It’s too cold to be original, I guess.